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Address to M.I.T. Class of 1997 by Kurt Vonnegut
Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97:
Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen
would be it. The long
term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the
rest of my advice has no
basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense
this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not
understand the power
and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years,
you'll look back at photos
of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility
lay before you and how
fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve
an algebra equation by chewing gum. The real troubles in your life are
apt to be things that never
crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some
idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with
other people's hearts. Don't
put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss. Don't waste time
on jealousy. Sometimes
you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end,
it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in
doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements. Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if
you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting
people I know didn't
know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting
40-year-olds I
know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when
they're gone. Maybe you'll
marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe
you'll divorce at
40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do,
don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your
choices are half chance. So
are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or
of what other people think of
it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance, even if you have
nowhere to do it but your
living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do not
read beauty magazines.
They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your
siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely
to stick with you in the
future. Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you
should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the
older you get, the more
you need the people who knew you when you were young. Live in New York
City once, but
leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but
leave before it makes you
soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians
will philander. You, too,
will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young,
prices were
reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund.
Maybe you'll have a
wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out. Don't
mess too much with
your hair or by the time you're 40, it will look 85. Be careful whose
advice you buy, but be
patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing
it is a way of fishing
the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts
and recycling it for more than
it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen.
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